Ooh, Mrs. Peel...

They say that your first love stays with you forever. I have no idea who "They" are, and they seem to be saying a lot of stuff that is absolute bullcrap, but they did hit the nail on the head with this one. Diana Rigg was my first; and though I have gone on to blonder, bigger-breasted fantasy women, she has always remained The One.
And, yes, I do know that her thighs are not that Crumbian - I just like to think they are.