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Mike and Carol go on vacation by yatz
Mike and Carol go on vacation
...and Carol can't wait to go out on the beach and show off the results of all those months spent at Vic Tanny's, tuning her body to perfection!

This one took me about twice the time it should have, mostly because the formatting/reinstallation of my computer went like shit, and my Wacom Intuos Pro (for some reason) is now barely usable. I hate computers, I hate Adobe, life sucks and I can't wait for America to elect Twerp or Stabby Ben and get WWIII going for real. Time to give the cockroaches a shot at running the world!

Also: I cheated on Mike's hair (it's a digital wig!) because ISIS. 
An Halloween Meg Griffin trifecta by yatz
An Halloween Meg Griffin trifecta
Is trifecta the right word? Dunno, too lazy to do a deep google, it sounds sorta right...

Went to Milan, Italy last week for a professional show, had a ton of great ice-cream (also some not-so-great - yeah, I'm looking at you, Lette Neve!!), picked up some vile virus on the insanely-packed underground which hit as I got back home Monday, so I only today finished formatting my computer and reinstalling Photoshop (see my latest journal for background - and, yeah, I reinstalled Photoshop, but, no, Adobe won't be seeing any more money from me). Aaaanyway... I really wanted to do something big for Halloween, but I'm now leaving for a big family shinding up north, so - no time. Instead, here is a compilation (2 parts old, one new) of everyone's downtrodden teenager, Meg Griffin, in various Halloweeny outfits. Was hoping to do something fancier for MegGriffinFanClub Halloween theme, but - hey, waddaya gonna do, you know what I'm saying? Sorry, I watched My Cousin Vinny last night...
I've been using Photoshop for for quite a long time. When - a few years back - the webz announced that Adobe released the old CS2 for general use, I jumped on it, installing it both at home and at work. This, however, turned out to be a false rumour/hoax, so I decided it was time to pay up. I was a grown (some would even say: old) man, making a decent living, it was about fucking time I started acting like one!
So, I contacted a licensed Adobe reseller here in Israel, and bought a single annual license of Photoshop - for use at home (hobby) and work (work).

Mistake. Huuuuuuugh mistake.

I've made several attempts to describe the complete and total clusterfuck of stupid that is my situation right now - no way I can do it accurately in under 3000 words... The (very) short version: It started with the reseller forgetting to forward my second year renewal in time, the nice people at Adobe support for some reason adding unwanted licenses - for the complete Adobe CC package! - to my account (which I'm now told I have to pay for!), and the one license that I did pay ($340) for - Photoshop CC - on "trial" mode and about to run out. I've had endless conversations with the nice support people, who tell me that I need to pay the money and/or talk to my reseller, and with my reseller who tells me that I need to talk with Adobe support. Nothing changed.

My last chat with Adobe support ended with me writing down a strong profanity - something I believe I have never done in 20 years of using the web. Ratchit - if you're reading this - sorry, you know it wasn't aimed at you; but I do mean it: FUCK Adobe. They have a good product, and I'll continue to use it, but I'm damned if they'll ever see one more penny from me.
  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Listening to: The Smartest Man in The World
  • Watching: Rick and Morty
  • Drinking: Back to Jack


Yitzhak Shtarker
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
Current Residence: Kibbutz Nachshon
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite cartoon character: Looooooois!!
Personal Quote: עד מתי אוקטובר 5??!



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hubert61 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2015
merci pour les favs :)
MichelleLeRainbow Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015  Professional General Artist
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CreeppingDeath Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
שיהיה לך יום הולדת שמח, המון שמחה והשראה!!!!
yatz Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
תודה, שכן! מצד שני, השם שלך עשה לי התקף חרדה - הזכיר לי שאני בן 58 והמוות אורב בפינה וכל זה... אין מצב לשינוי - אולי משהו עם פוני ו/או חד-קרן?
CreeppingDeath Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Student Digital Artist
:) חחחחחח.... האמת שהשם שלי מפחיד גם אותי לפעמים. :) אבל אל תדאג - אין לו משמעות נסתרת או משהו כזה, רק שם של השיר שאני נורא אוהב

שנים זה כלום, שתחיה עד !120 חמישים ושמונה
ssaffr01 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
Happy birthday
yatz Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you!
79big Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
1 Message from Hungary. Happy Birthday :-).
yatz Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello, Hungary! Thank you - and I hope you all survive the very Middle-eastern weather you're having...
Splicerion Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
Happy birthday!
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